...weeeell...this is such a quaint poem, don't you think? (see what i did there??) anyways, let us analyze. So, in this poem, an awful, immoral guy is trying to "sweet" (or maybe not so sweet) talk this girl into having sex with him. i mean really? if that's your goal, you really shouldn't start off by saying "if i had all the time in the world, i'd love you for real and spend one fifth of my time looking at your eyes and four fifths of it looking at your boobs. Buddy, that is so not turning anyone on.
Then he very lovingly points out that if she doesn't do it with him now, no one will ever want to do it with her and she'll die a virgin (don't want that do you?) and she'll then lose the virginity of her decomposing body to a bunch of earth worms. nice...you're doing great man. i'm sure she's really feeling it now, right?
then he wraps it all up by repeating his request and calling her a bird of prey, which is a great move because i know i always feel really sexy when people insinuate that i like to tear up/eat raw flesh...
so ladies, do you think he's really all that much better than the worms? i'm not so sure.
